From the Telegraph:
Jonathan Cainer, a leading newspaper astrologer, said the changes [in planet classification] did not undermine his work and that of fellow practitioners.
“We astrologers have long known and been predicting the announcement of new planets,” he said last night.
“These changes do not mean that the predictions we have been making have been wrong. But they do mean that in future we will be able to make predictions that we would not previously have been able to make.”
“Every time a new celestial body is found, it signals major technological changes, so Pluto coincided with the splitting of the atom and Neptune with the invention of photography.”
“Pluto is traditionally the planet of all things nuclear and disastrous. I predict we will see a discovery that will almost certainly see nuclear fusion becoming viable within the next 18 months.”